This just in from the North Pole…

By G. D. Maxwell
It was a message that startled much of the world. A slim but stark press release from the North Pole: “Santa Inc.—as it turns out a subsidiary of the hedge fund Frozen Assets LLC—has threatened to cancel Christmas unless an immediate bailout can be arranged no later than… what part of immediately do you not understand?”…

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December 24, 2019

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